Setting The Bar

Sometimes an experience seems to be so perfect it can not be topped. Last night on Cheaters, I was proven wrong.

I thought the "case" involving the woman who followed her cheating man into the bathroom at a bowling alley, all the while slapping him over the head with her shoe, was the best thing I'd seen on that show. I now have a new favorite.

I missed the beginning of the episode so I didn't get to enjoy the run down on the relationship and it's current woes. I didn't get to see the "report" of the suspect's behavior. I didn't even get to see the moment when the client sees the video showing what their (in this case) wife was doing.

None the less, I got to see the "confrontation," which really was the best bit. The husband is having a yelling fest with his wife, who has been sleeping with his brother because hubby wasn't "taking care of her," if you know what I mean...nudge,nudge, wink, wink. The brother seemed to be having some sort of party because there were about 4 or 5 other guys out in the yard who were not members of Cheaters' security trying to keep the brothers apart. The camera guy is going in circles around everyone as they are yelling and cussing, etc. At one point, a man in a bathrobe comes into frame and starts going after people with his weed whacker!!! He's trying to lop off their feet or something. I have no idea who this man is! Is he a friend? Is he a roommate? Is he a neighbor?

At first, no one notices because he's sort of in the background of the action. Finally, security figures out he's trying to take people out at the ankle and they take him down. During this altercation, you can hear host Joey Greco saying "This is not going well." (INSERT WICKED LAUGH AND ROLLING ON THE COUCH HERE)

But, the absolute best part is yet to come. Later, Joey is talking to the brother to get his side of the story. The bathrobe guy and a couple of other dudes who had been there this whole time come up behind the brother. The bathrobe guy's robe is no longer tied so when he puts his hands on his hips in a defensive stance, his arm motion opens up the robe and TAH DAH!!! Leopard. Print. Thong.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Holy crap it was funny.

Tomorrow I'm taking a vacation day to go up to Chicago to see the Harry Potter exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry. Yes, I am a dork. Hopefully, I'll get some good pictures to post.

Also, to answer Laura's question about the peeing incident. I won't name the place, but it's initials are JCP. No pun intended.