Jane, you ignorant slut

I think that is the correct line. It's been a long time since I've seen the Dan and Jane era of Weekend Update. But, since I seem to only have time on Saturdays to write anything, a nod to SNL seemed appropriate.

So how is everyone doing? Nice to see our politicians can still excel at rational discourse. (I really hope you are catching the sarcasm.) I think I've seen similar tactics by high school students at sporting events (yeah, blatantly ignoring someone by texting while they speak, that'll show 'em). The following day at work I was waiting for one of the reps to get off the phone so I could ask a question. I was standing outside my big boss's door and heard him angrily re-hashing the whole insane theory that our President isn't an American citizen. Sigh. Now, I'm all for a good conspiracy theory, but that would be one seriously far reaching plot. Psychics would have to be involved and I doubt they would be as cute as James Roday.

Italian Fest last weekend was a good time. Nice weather, no bees; though, we did have some crazy gnat action. My friends and I took the kiddies out to a park after supper and came upon a scene that I think only happens in small towns. When we got there, someone had their radio cranked in their vehicle. The windows were open for the music to spill out. One guy was sort of using the swings (and smoking) while another guy and a girl were on the ground laying on top of each other.

Now doesn't that sound like fun. Hey, Dave! Me and Jane are going to go dry hump in the park...want to join us?

We eventually went over there way so we could use the merry go round. Our bold move with pre-teens in tow sent them away eventually. It seems there was another person in the vehicle so maybe swing guy had a fight with his girlfriend and that's why there weren't two sets of scraggly looking hormonal folk rolling about in the grass.

I think I may need to start taking something to improve my concentration. While heading home from Jinn's house (a drive I've done a thousand times), I went right past my exit and didn't even notice till I was almost a good 5 miles away. How early does dementia start to set in?

Finally, now that summer is over, here is my fave movie wrap up for the season:

1. Up
2. Hurt Locker and District 9
3. 500 days of Summer and Moon
4. Brothers Bloom
5. HP 6
6. Star Trek

Okay, I have a birthday party to get to. Don't forget, the new Muse cd, The Resistance, comes out on Tues. You can see them on the MTV video music awards on Sunday. I've been listening to their album via their website and so far I am digging it. They are over the top in the best way possible.

Later gators!