Friday, January 05, 2007

Dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria

Ohh, look it's a new font. Someday I will figure out the various features of this darned blog. I will be 100 years old and still cranky.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU WORK FOR SATAN:

1) Your boss knows your fellow co-worker had to leave early for the day (before you came in), but doesn't bother to tell you when you arrive. Or tell you when said boss comes in to the department about 90 min. later. Or when said boss comes in a couple of hours later. Or when you call said boss to say you are going on lunch so NO ONE will be in the department. Apparently my boss thinks I'm psychic.

2) At direction of said boss, you have to put off your normal duties to essentially take one for the team by completing a task that should really be done by someone else. It involves climbing a ladder repeatedly, pulling down and putting back up heavy boxes (one weighed 60 lbs. I checked) ,searching for certain books and flipping through a multi page list to mark off each and every one. Only to then spy this important list still sitting in the back room on top of some transformer type thing that gets rather warm and has random crap stuck on top of it. The question then becomes why the hell did I have to mark this crap off the list?

3) Blood oozes from the walls when boss enters department. Okay, that doesn't actually happen, but ever since one of our cleaning ladies got hurt (back in Sept.) as has yet to be temporarily replaced, I'm surprised we don't have weird stuff sliding down the walls and crawling all over the floor. It sort of looks like a coke lab blew up on the sales floor thanks to all the bits and pieces of dust and packing peanuts that are everywhere.

Possible Watch It:
I'm going to see Children of Men this weekend so I'll let you know how it was.

Hear It:
Ivy--"Beautiful" off their debut album. I recently reconnected with a friend I haven't corresponded with for a few years and he mentioned he had me to thank for becoming a fan of this band. I try to spread happiness where and when I can.

Read It:
Best War Ever--I'm actually reading this at work during my lunch break so I don't have the book handy to tell you who wrote it. It's done by the same guys who did the fabulous Weapons Of Mass Deception. BWE is sort of a continuation of that book. It looks at just how much our government lied to us about the Iraq war and their intentions. It'll make you mad, but it's information you should know.

And on that note:
George W. Bush, Washington DC, Feb. 2005--
"The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else. That is one of the main differences between us and our enemies."

Pot. Kettle. Black.

1 comment:

Mish said...

I'm posting a comment to make sure this damn feature works since the site changed some things around.